I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
Tyler's search for Mario.
Wild tucans are very prone to losing things. He loses his wallet and keys at least once a week.
This is the truest caption I’ve ever read.
After Jesus had washed their feet, had put on his robe, and had returned to the table, he said to them, Do you know what I have done to you? You call me Teacher and Lord—and you are right, for that is what I am. So if I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet. For I have set you an example, that you also should do as I have done to you…
When he had gone out, Jesus said, Now the Son of Man has been glorified, and God has been glorified in him. If God has been glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself and will glorify him at once. Little children, I am with you only a little longer. You will look for me; and as I said to the Jews so now I say to you, ‘Where I am going, you cannot come.’
I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another.
Strong winds and high tides battered a coastal road close to Newtownards, Northern Ireland, Sunday Jan 5, 2014. (Peter Morrison/Associated Press)
I just embarrassed myself in front of people but I’m just not going to worry about it because it won’t do me any good.